March 2012
February 2012
Just scrolled past porn
Except I’m in a computer lab and it was like full on penetration… Awkwardddddd. -_-
tyleroakley:
gifbomblady:
She makes every GIF just a little better.
omg YES
Fucking Bullshit
just-gowith-it:
They make me sit through a lecture on how we should donate blood for the blood drive cause it saves people , go on and on about making us feel bad so we will donate, then tell me I’m not allowed because I’m gay?! What the fuck !?
This ^
Anonymous asked: What is your boyfriend's name??
I just want you.
I have never heard a single song by One Direction.
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Couldn't have asked for a better weekend.
Got to go to a party and then a club with a huge majority of my friends.
I saw my parents <3
I got money and groceries and a DELICIOUS meal!
And I finished it with a hike up to some ice caves with some of the coolest people I know. ^_^
Oh and the weather cooperated the whole time!! Oh Monday, why must thou exist?
valedecem:
thegreatestandmostpowerful:
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The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.
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You stimulate the action potential in my heart.
Well, the nodal cells of the SA node, to be precise. ;)
Why I (a gay guy) will be forever alone:
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm famous and completely inaccessible.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm straight, so the only serious relationship we'll ever have begins with a "b".
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a douchebag, and for the most part you'll just be a really awesome fleshlight to me.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm twice your age, so most people will assume we're related and that'll make any kind of PDA painfully awkward.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a lot younger than you. Jail anyone?
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm taken and/or blissfully happy without you.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm going to friend-zone you. Good luck not developing feelings for me while I depend on you for everything except romance!
Attractive boy: Hi! I live in Narnia.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm not even the slightest bit interested in you because you're too tall, or too short, or too skinny, or too fat, or too fem, or too masc, or too boring, or too outgoing, or I don't like your skin color, or I find your crooked teeth disgusting, or I think your hair is gross, or some other reason that will make you feel like there's something or several things terribly wrong with you.
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